-Even if your not the troublemaker if you are in the same general area you suffer the consequences as well.
-Don't whine, it sounds even worse as an adult.
-If you asked to do something, do it quickly and be happy about it.
-Eat all your dinner, carrots are good for your eyes, do you see rabbits wearing glasses?
-My dad walked up hill both ways in the snow to school, even though it hardly ever snows here and the school was only around the block and pretty level, its only around the block I could use all some exercise after eating all my dinner and all my kids leftovers.
-You have to get a running start from your door and jump about half way in the room to your bed so the monster under your bed doesn't grab your feet.
-Night lights aren't so bad.
-Some boys still have cooties.
-Taking a bath is necessary even brushing your teeth falls into that category. Even though some days its a hassle.
- I don't like school.
- Don't call your mom a nag or your dad will drop kick you out the door.
-When cleaning your room try stuffing everything in the closet or under the bed.
-Be happy.
-Don't skip breakfast, so you can think straight and mostly so you don't get grouchy with everyone around you.
-If you need something ask Dad, he always has an extra $20 in his wallet.
-Some kids are just plain mean and some never grow out of it, just avoid them like the plague.
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