Did you have roomates? Tell us what you learned from them.

I had roommates in college and when I lived in Mesa. Lets see there was Amy, Crystal, Tara, Cathy (my personal favorite), Kiersten, Courtney, Gwen, and Danielle. Each of them have their own personal quirks and I learned from all of them by what they did or didn't do...
-Flintstone feet need to be washed at least once a week, and a new coat of polish on top of the old one isn't going to help.
-Big hairy monsters left in the shower drain need to be cleaned out after every shower.
-If you have the stomach flu at 4 in the morning, you don't care who's 7-up was left in the fridge.
-If all of your roommates think your boyfriend is a ......(fill in the blank)..., find a new one.
-Just because a boy didn't say Hi to you that day does not mean that world is going to end, and does not warrant the great cry fest of 02'. Pillows were not meant to be wrung out.
-Chocolate covered spinach is really good when you are hungry.
-A pit bull puppy no matter how cute it is should not be brought home.
-Hamburger Helper is not a diet food.
-Don't call boys, have sopapilla sundays. "If you feed them they will come!"
-When someone is pounding on your front door with a golf club, call the police, don't send the crazy roommate with the baseball bat out.
-If weird stalker boys turn your electricity off, they like you and they are flirting. Its just a step up above tripping and pulling your hair.
-Clams in the heater vents your trailer came from the boys next door too.
-Ylang Ylang oil is not the new love potion #9. It just smells funky, there is no scientific proof it works.
-If you have a roommate who has a crush on boy and he gets engaged, then she decides to go tell him he is making a mistake, don't stop her...she deserves to look like an idiot.
-If the village ants in the bathroom are having an uprising, its time to clean the bathroom.
-You don't need a blessing when you stub your toe...or for anything else minor that happened in your day.
-Don't do your crushes' laundry, homework, or etc., he probably has 5 other girls doing the same thing. Its called the college harem.